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About Ninjas

If you can see them, they aren’t ninjas.

If a short person comes to your door at Halloween and declares that they are a Ninja and you should give them candy, they aren’t Ninjas and their parents get very upset when you say you are a samurai and chase their children with a sword.  The fact that they dressed their children this way and it is really the parents fault will not placate them or the police.

Comments (4)

  1. scott herring

    I once saw a man in new York City who was holding a sign that read “ninjas killed my family, need money for karate lessons. I found this very amusing and gave him 5 bucks. Which I’m sure he spent on alcohol.

  2. Rick

    If you can’t see them then they don’t exist. Right? Isn’t that the way everything is?

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